Some Things Are Not What They Seem

Some Things Are Not What They Seem


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Some Things Are Not What They Seem

Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, found out that some things are not what they seem. She was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.  Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the driveway with the car running, and the windows rolled up.  Her eyes were closed with both hands behind the back of her head.  He became concerned and walked over to the car.  He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open, and she looked very strange.  He asked her if she was okay; Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and had been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed that way to her, it actually had been 15 minutes, she blamed the inability to tell time on her head injury).

Some Things Are Not What They Seem


The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.  From the back seat, a Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.  When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out but quickly recovered.

No, we do not know Linda’s hair color.

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