I Have Never Dined at Hooters

I Have Never Dined at Hooters


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I Have Never Dined at Hooters

It’s a great time to dine out. I have never dined at Hooters, though my Dad and I kidded each other about going. So we have today’s humor:

I Have Never Dined at Hooters

Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Ohio and the other to Texas. They agree to meet every ten years in Vero Beach Florida to play golf and catch up with each other. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch.
“Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why Hooters?”
“They have those women serving you in skimpy outfits, tight shorts, and long legs.”
“You’re on.”
At age 42, they meet and play golf again.
“Where you wanna go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Again? Why?”
“They have cold beer, big screen TVs, and side action on the games.”
“OK”
At age 52 they meet and play again. “So where you wanna go for lunch?”
“Hooters.
“Why?”
“The food is pretty good, and there’s plenty of parking.”
“OK.”
At age 62 they meet again.
After a round of golf, one says, “Where you wanna go?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Wings are half price.”
“Good choice.”
At age 72 they meet again.
Once again, after a round of golf, one says, “Where shall we go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“They have six handicapped parking spaces right by the door.”
“Great choice.”
At age 82 they meet and play again. “Where should we go for lunch?”
“Hooters.”
“Why?”
“Because we’ve never been there before.”


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