Hillbilly Letter from Home

Hillbilly Letter from Home


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Hillbilly Letter from Home

I love the hillbilly humor in this Hillbilly Letter from Home. I just shake my head at the turn at the end.

Hillbilly Letter from Home

Dearest Redneck nephew,

I’m writing this slow because I know you can’t read fast.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn’t get the tailgate down!

There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened.

Love Millie

Your Favorite Aunt

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